Какого пола твой компьютер?

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  1. Like-Angel

    Like-Angel New Member

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    Какого пола твой компьютер?
    1) Откройте блокнот 2)
    Наберите сами или
    скопируйте CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I
    love you" 3) Сохраните
    как xyz.vbs 4) Запустите. Если вы услышите
    мужской голос, поздравляю, у
    вас мальчик, если женский - девочка.
     
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    DCrypt Banned

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    У меня негр.
     
  3. treff

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    чёт не работает запускаю и нулями
     
  4. Like-Angel

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    значит у вас оно =\
     
  5. Spay.exe

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    Какого пола твой компьютер?
    1) Откройте блокнот 2)
    Наберите сами или
    скопируйте CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Pizda antichaty yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyouyouyou" 3) Сохраните
    как you.vbs 4) Запустите. Если вы услышите
    мужской голос, поздравляю, у
    вас мальчик, если женский - девочка.
     
  6. dupD0M

    dupD0M Elder - Старейшина

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    а у меня как бы алкаш какойто
     
  7. treff

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    просто звук был выключен ))) у меня мальчик =))
     
  8. rudi

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    у меня какойто гомик
     
  9. Xmypuk

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    У меня зрелая женщина =)
     
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    грузин =(
     
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    CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, I'm not half to man I used to be, There's a shadow hanging over me. Oh, yesterday came suddenly.Why she had to go I don't know she woldn't say. I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday. Yesterday, love was such an easy game to play.Now I need a place to hide away. Oh, I believe in yesterday.Mm mm mm mm mm."
    )) кора особенно в конце)
     
  12. mrTUZ

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    мужик
     
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    Робот
     
  14. KNOT

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    мужик,токо какойто пьяный,еле понятно,что говорит
     
  15. Mr.Replica

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    Анка-пулемётчица
     
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    дэвучка
     
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    девушка однозначно :)
     
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    Женьщина
     
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    мужик))
     
  20. WNZRS

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    При таком алгоритме определения, пол зависит от ОС (не многие грузят какие-то другие голоса). У меня вообще бесполый, потому что убунта.
     
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