LOLCODE - the weirdest programming language

LOLCODE is a programming language created in 2007 which uses English internet slang (also knows as LOLCAT) as its operators and programme constructions.
I found this language the funniest one I ve ever seen =) Examples of LOLCODE programmes:

Code:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

HAI specifies that it is LOLCODE programme like <? in PHP
CAN HAS <file>? preforms inclusion of STDIO lib
VISIBLE is analog of print()
KTHXBYE Ok, Thanks, Bye - the end of programme

One more example:

Code:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
BTW lolcode example =)
PLZ OPEN FILE "file.lol"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "Error!"
KTHXBYE

BTW by the way - comments =)
[CAN|PLZ]? is condition statement
OPEN opens the file, error handling goes below
AWSUM THX Awesome, Thanks
O NOES Oh, no - goes to stderr

And the last one, with a loop printing the numbers from 1 to 10:

Code:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
   UP VAR!!1
   IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
   VISIBLE VAR
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

I HAS A [VAR] declares the variable
UP VAR!!1 my favorite operator =) is equal to $var++

For more examples check the official site http://lolcode.com/
Have fun! =)

 

Cool!

Code:

10.1 == lol

Code:

HAI
CAN HAS MOA?
BTW my fist lolcode example =)
PLZ OPEN PART "privat.razdel.1.01"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE PART
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "nick.name.lebed"
KTHXBYE

 

DD Cool
Perfect language ;D

 

lolCODE xD

 

0day x-ploit?

 

Code:

HAI
CAN HAS Antichat?
BTW my second lolcode example =)
PLZ RETURN TO MY "status.MOA"
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE "I remain"
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "quit"
KTHXBYE