анониманый чат для троллинга и развития английского

Discussion in 'Болталка' started by wizzеr, 16 Jun 2009.

  1. life_is_shit

    life_is_shit Elder - Старейшина

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    прикольный сайт, где-то час обсуждал с англичанином вторую мировую=)
    мой дед видел курскую дугу, его - омаху-бич.

    но хороших собеседников мало=(
     
  2. bike

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    это чо за б*я

    You: Hi.I'm from Russia.Male.And you?
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: ok i gt a joke 2 tell u
    Stranger: HOW DO U WAKE UP LADY GAGA
    You: whaat?
    You: ты русский бля?
    Stranger: U POKER AFCE
    Stranger: NGGL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Stranger: RUSSIANS NGGL
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Переведите мне это =\
     
  3. MadFun.

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    You: fuck you
    You: Bitch
    You: Suck my dick
    You: Ok?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
    #43 MadFun., 17 Jun 2009
    Last edited: 17 Jun 2009
  4. CWT

    CWT Elder - Старейшина

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    :D
     
  5. N19hTW0lF

    N19hTW0lF Elder - Старейшина

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    вот так вот
     
  6. bike

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    Stranger: This is the Omegle adimistration.
    You: and?
    Stranger: We see you've been sending some inappropriate stuff to other users of this free site.
    Stranger: There are kids here, god damnit.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  7. MadFun.

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    Конечно пол.

    Он как Вася Рогов в ментах- "что написать в поле Sex?"
    "Вася,напиши - натурал" :DDD
     
    #47 MadFun., 17 Jun 2009
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  8. CWT

    CWT Elder - Старейшина

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    =))))
     
  9. N19hTW0lF

    N19hTW0lF Elder - Старейшина

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    Она дала свой скайп. ща по скайпу общаемся
     
  10. bike

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    пздц

    Code:
    Stranger: Hi there stranger dude :)
    You: Hi.I'm from Russia.Male.And you?
    Stranger: 
    привет
    You: ха
    You: еще один
    You: я ша с 7 русскими общаюсь
    You: сразу
    You: ты откуда?
    Stranger: в Москве
    You: хе
    You: скок лет?
    Stranger: Королев
    You: как дела?
    Stranger: Я хороший
    You: как звать то тебя?
    Stranger: Julja
    You: Красивое имя
    You: Дай свой адресс?
    Stranger: 
    Я боюсь
    You: Почему?
    You: Я к тебе приеду,подарб конфет
    You: А тебе сколько лет?
    Stranger: 20 _
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: 
    вы ?
    You: Мне 19
    You: Пришли свою фотографию
    Stranger: вы Пришли свою фотографию ;)
    You: а потом ты пришлешь?
    Stranger: 
    да
    You: http://cs502.vkontakte.ru/u9427593/93512827/x_2e03f52c.jpg
    You: я всиридине
    Stranger: 
    Где ты? 
    You: Посиридине
    Stranger: Я иду спать поздно ...
    You: Пришли свою фотографию
    You: Пожалуйста
    Stranger: Спокойной ночи :)
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  11. bike

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    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: …………………………………………………. __ . __…………………… 
    ……………………………………………….../’`: : `\,---`.„………………… 
    ………………………………………………../|,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_……….. 
    ………………„~*¯¯`”\,………... _„_………( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, …... 
    ……………../ : · :(“,.~;*’¯¯¯”\, (_,-- ``”~,….\ : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : `\….. 
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    …………….| : · / ,/`,--\ \’`c\,---„1 ‹’`--(_ ,/ / : : :,/` · · ): : : : : : : : : : : |… 
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    Stranger: cyber?
    You: Hi.I'm from Russia.Male.And you?
    Stranger: i am not gay
    You: =)
    You: he he
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  12. VERte][

    VERte][ Elder - Старейшина

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    Code:
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: im communist and u?
    You: ololo?
    You: do u know onotole?
    Stranger: en...
    Stranger: Taiwan
    Stranger: no I dont
    Stranger: what is that?
    You: it is god of our land
    You: Onotole
    You: Wasserman
    You: he is god
    You: father of communism
    Stranger: oh really
    You: do u belive in god?
    Stranger: ok thank you, I have learnt something
    Stranger: not reaaly
    Stranger: but I respect to the people who believe the existence of god
     
  13. !JaX!

    !JaX! Elder - Старейшина

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    Хотели меня потроллить.
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    You: Hi/
    Stranger: hey sexy
    Stranger: asl
    You: How about the fact that would suck my sweaty hairy dick?
    You: What you wear?
    You: Do you have a size member?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: but i am only wearing a bra and panties
    You: lol
    You: Give me photo
    Stranger: nooo
    Stranger: u have to imagine it
    You: соси ****!
    You: rr.. i dont know because i am rus
    Stranger: huh
    You: weee
    You: ??
    Stranger: ????
    You: How about the fact that would suck my sweaty hairy dick?
    Stranger: u already said that but i would
    You: You do not like to suck?
    Stranger: oh i LOVE to suck
    You: Let's get virtual sex
    You: Have a ICQ number?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: how bout right here
    You: =(((... Ok. Give me you photo and i gave you my Photo.
    You: Please.
    Stranger: nooooo
    You: My brother Danila need you photo.
    You: Why. I give you 10$ (Paypal)
    Так и не понял кто ита.
     
  14. aka dexter

    aka dexter Elder - Старейшина

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    You: hi
    Stranger: pls be normal
    You: i'am alien
    Stranger: hmmmm wea frm?
    You: mars
    Stranger: ok

    :D :D
     
    #54 aka dexter, 17 Jun 2009
    Last edited: 17 Jun 2009
  15. !JaX!

    !JaX! Elder - Старейшина

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    Развел бедного мужика. Эх... турк поверил... ахахахах. Бородач.
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    Code:
    Stranger: hi 27 male here
    You: Hi...
    Stranger: your asl?
    You: My child Danila need search friend and you photo. I am his mother and I sit with him.
    Stranger: hmmm god
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: 12
    Stranger: how is you mother?
    Stranger: lol
    You: 34
    Stranger: i want talk with mother
    Stranger: ok :)
    Stranger: what is your name?
    You: Marry. I ' am from the UK (London)
    Stranger: good marry
    Stranger: i am from Turkey 
    You: Danila too need speak.
    Stranger: :)
    Stranger: but i want speakt with you
    Stranger: :)
    You: rrr.... Give me you photo.
    Stranger: do you have msn messenger?
    You: No, I do not have, it is better to download rapidshare.com
    Stranger: marry how can i see you?
    You: I have a webcam
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: so
    Stranger: how can i see you on webcam?
    You: And how can I?
    Stranger: i have webcam too
    Stranger: but we need a messenger program
    Stranger: which using messenger?
    Stranger: i want see you marry ;)
    You: Well, send me your photo, if I liked the fact will speak through a web camera.
    Stranger: i can send my webcam to you
    Stranger: if you tell me
    Stranger: your messenger?
    Stranger: i havent photo currently
    You: I know a web site that supports the camera. Create a broadcast.
    Stranger: where is that?
    You: It's a Russian site. But there are English language. Smotri.com
    Stranger: ok wait
    Stranger: so please broadcast for me
    Stranger: i registering now
    You: No, you first
    Stranger: ok
    You: and?
    Stranger: http://smotri.com/live/kemonted/
    Stranger: click here
    You: Intermitted
    Stranger: did you see me?
    Stranger: i am online now
    You: Yea
    Stranger: ;)
    Stranger: can i see you too?
    You: Yes. Wait plz one minute. I registering my personal account
    Stranger: ok :)
    You: For your watch, not only I
    Stranger: ok i amwaiting
    You: улыбнитесь
    You: smile ^)
    Stranger: :)
    You: Hey... 
    Stranger: yup?
    You: Turn the web camera
    You: And smile
    Stranger: ok i am waiting for yours
    Stranger: tell me your id
    Stranger: on smotri.com
    You: minute. i wait activation on the e-mail
    Stranger: ok
    You: Turn the web camera
    You: Intermitted
    Stranger: only i will turn you
    Stranger: if can i know your id
    You: http://smotri.com/live/beatlejuise_7/
    Stranger: ok did you see me too?
    Stranger: :)
    You: yes
    Stranger: please
    You: smile
    Stranger: go come the display
    You: thx
    Stranger: i cant see you
    Stranger: can you stand up for me?
    You: no ((( 
    Stranger: why???
    Stranger: i want see your body pls..
    You: I do not want to. you let us rise up)
    Stranger: you rise up
    Stranger: i am watching only your hair now
    You: noo.. you
    You: i too. i see you hair
    Stranger: hey can u stand up for me?
    You: you plz
    Stranger: you watching me now
    Stranger: my face
    Stranger: pls stand up
    Stranger: marry
    You: I want to see you in full-length
    Stranger: but i am naked lol
    You: A person should not be shy of what he was born
    Stranger: where r u?
    Stranger: ?????
    Stranger: marry where r u
    Stranger: please leave alone
    Stranger: i want see you as alone
    You: Okay. While. Thank you for what they believed, and I was gladdened to 4 hours of the night (I'm from Russia). Henceforth, no longer trust anyone. Our conversation and your photo will be here: http://forum.antichat.ru/showthread.php?p=1336066
    You: That was all the bases. Good luck! In fact, I muzhik. And I'm not 30 years old
    You: *i am man
    Stranger: so?
    You: bye. Good Turkiye man)))
    Stranger: bye bye :)
    You: I divorced you.
    
     
  16. a-l-e-x23

    a-l-e-x23 Elder - Старейшина

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    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: ASL?
    You: 18/m/Zimbabve
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Расисты
     
  17. wizzеr

    wizzеr Banned

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    asl это возраст/пол/откуда.
    age sex location


    ну если кто не знал)
     
  18. bike

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    Code:
    Stranger: 안녕하세요
    You: Hi!17/f/rus
    Stranger: 너구나
    Stranger: 풉
    You: what?
    You: you speak rus?
    Stranger: 쉿
    Stranger: 음화화
    You: 안녕하세요
    Stranger: 말해
    Stranger: 안녕하세요
    Stranger: 복사해서 붙여넣기?
    Stranger: ctrl+C
    Stranger: ctrl+V?
    You: 당신은 어디에서 왔어요?
    Stranger: 오호라~
    Stranger: 난 안드로메다에서 온 오로라 공주라고 해요~
    You: 내 물건 빨아 줄까?
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: 니 껄 니가 빤다고>/
    Stranger: 미친거 아냐?
    You: 아니, 미친
    Stranger: 니꺼 많이 빨아
    You: 당신은 어디에서 왔어요?
    Stranger: ㅄ
    Stranger: 안드로메다
    You: 좋아요 ... 몇 년
    Your conversational partner has disconnected
     
  19. bike

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    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: asl?
    You: Hi!17/f/rus
    Stranger: what do you like to do?
    You: masturbate
    Stranger: horny?
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 19 m uk
    Stranger: horny?
    You: yes
    Stranger: may i see a picture of you?
    You: http://cs502.vkontakte.ru/u9427593/93703323/x_c06fa08b.jpg
    You: you?
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: i don
    Stranger: don't*
    Stranger: hav eone
    You: =(
    Stranger: sooo
    Stranger: wanna talk hot?
    You: yes
    Stranger: go first
    You: 20$ per hour
    You: :-}
    Stranger: what would you do?
    You: minet 
    anal 
    Massage 
    all that you ask
    Stranger: so you would suck my dick?
    You: I will suck your penis. But you have to pay 20 dollars and I will do everything
    Stranger: describe that for me
    Stranger: sucking my dick
    You: pay 20 dollars
    Stranger: you're not doing anything
     
  20. wizzеr

    wizzеr Banned

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    bike, ты девочка?